Next Jersey Shore Set in Italy

According to sources closely connected to Jersey Shore, MTV is scouting locations in Italy for the setting of the popular show's next season. MTV's head of programming, Chris Linn confirmed the news today, saying: ""Europe is a fresh spin on a show that continues to reach new heights for us...", "The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can't wait to see what erupts as a result."

Snooki and Jwoww's New Show

Stars of the hit MTV show Jersey Shore Snooki and Jwoww are participating in a spin-off show where, reportedly, Snooki moves out of her parents house and buys a sweet $1.5 million dollar pad with her Jersey Shore co-star. Seems awesome and amazing, but how do you make a show out of that? Well, here's an example of an episode: the two attempt to buy their new luxury home but realize they don't know what a mortgage is. In another Snooki doesn't change the toilet paper. Sounds riveting. No, seriously, I can't wait.

This Is Michael Jackson's Son

I know what you're thinking... he's completely white! How did that happen!? Michael must have been doing some seriously advanced-level gene bleaching to achieve that level of whiteness in his offspring. This picture was taken last night at a Laker's Game in L.A., and as you can see Prince Michael Jackson, Michael Sr.'s son was a star with Khloe Kardashian, George Lopez and who I understand is Ron Artest(?). I don't consider any of these people to be famous, but it's Michael Jackson's son here.

Camille Grammer: Greedy Bitch

In a move which I wholly support, Kelsey Grammer, 55, has chosen to end his 14 year marriage with wife Camille. Allegedly, Kelsey cheated on his wife with fiancée Kayte Walsh before publicly announcing his desire for a divorce, but honestly, can you blame him?

Woman Falls in Fountain and Sues Mall

Ok, by now everyone has to have seen this video. It's been all over Youtube and the television and honestly, why wouldn't it be? This woman is an idiot. I've walked into things while texting, but then I stopped walking. This lady just topples right over into the fountain. Anyway, this video is old news. What's really interesting is that this woman is going to sue! Sue who? I don't know... maybe she will sue the mall for installing a fountain. This video is of said idiot and her lawyer, who basically admit they have no case. The lawyer claims he will find the "reponsible parties"... hello!? Your client walked into a fountain while texting! Whose fault is that? Is this lady nuts or does she have a right to be upset? Comment after the break.